BREYDON DRIFTWOOD

by Len Bromley

 

Len was a founder member of the Club having been invited to join, in 1947, with the rank of Mate. Len became a successful barrister and, later, a judge, but his professional success kept him away from the river for some years. He was the first Wyvern to take to the seas with his ocean-going yacht Laura but returned to the Broads and sailed Ariel, the yacht he owned, with his family, until his untimely death. We remember Len as a humorous, quiet, gentle man who was much respected by us all.


My memory banks are submerged in inconsequential and unconnected memories, as if snapped by that earnest but point . . . and . . . hope photographer Bert on his box brownie; some memories are hazily recollected, as if from the late evening.

I began to go weekend camping with Cecil and Bert in the mid 1940's, then camping and canoeing with them on the Ouse and Cam, (Cecil with his beard afire from a primus which lit too well), and then on the River, beginning I think in 1947.

I have a copy of what may be the first written constitution of 'Green Wyvern Club', which appears from internal evidence to have been produced in 1949. Cecil was Commodore, Jack Plumb Vice-Commodore and Bert Chairman of Committee. Nine skippers were invited to join including Wallas Eaton, George Matthews and E.G. Winterton (who? you may ask). The skipper's subscription was to be one guinea per annum 'payable on the autumn equinox'. Thirteen chaps were invited to join as First Mates (including Eddie Nixon and David Valentine) and twenty eight as Mates (including Keith Roper, Chris Ragg, myself and my brother Geoff). The constitution set out what have remained key features of the Club, what each rank should be able to do in the way of knots, boat and sail handling etc. It also added as sailing rules the permitting of overtaking to windward when running, and the first arrival to be first through swing bridges if closed on arrival.

In 1961 an exploration up the Ant on Favourite, a Club yacht, saw us make contact with a 12,000 volt electric power line (unmarked) above Tonnage Bridge. We were being quanted at the time, and I was in the bow holding the forestay and looking down for underwater obstructions. The forestay burned through just in time, a large area of Norfolk lost its power, and the damages went towards Anne's and my honeymoon a year later!

Favourite, as ripe as a peach and heavy on the helm, later excelled herself by running hard at a quay at about Fisher's Dyke and virtually disintegrating. I sold her to Robin Fisher for a stamp (2d I think), in order to ensure that title past, since it is not easy to give away a yacht in kit form from a distance, and I was petrified at our continuing to own rotten wood lest it infected something (or even someone) and we were held responsible.

Gordon mentions the Hope. I was not fond of her, although I once (never again) tacked The Cut in her. I really remember her as causing the two finest sailors in the Club, Cecil and George Matthews, to disagree in the well. I was shaving below, someone shouted to me to hang-on, and roaring up the bank we went.

I feel that over the passing of the years some of our skills may be falling into disuse. A skill which was more used when more boats were engine-less than now was taking backwards on the ebb, with a delicately adjusted mud-weight over the bow. Again, that most useful tool the quant deposits less mud on deck than it used to, or spends less time sticking on its own out of the mud, or pulling cabin-boys in. Some things, of course, do not change; after lunch the occasional jib still goes up upside - down . . . and do not skippers still slip on the ice on the deck when returning from the pub at night on an Easter cruise, and fall in?

Of course, all was not always sweetness and light among our members. I remember a vigorous disagreement in the 1950's between Jack Plumb and Gordon in a restaurant on Prince of Wales Road in Norwich, over some point of principle about, I think, curry. Again on the quay at Yarmouth, Cecil and Gordon on one side and I on the other had an argument (perhaps about politics, about which we did not always see eye to eye) which caused us all to cry truce for years afterwards. Then Bert, in an argument about remembering which way the tide flows in The Cut, got cross because we were all so stupid, roaring, 'It empties with the Yare and fills with the Waveney', an explanation I still find difficult, although I have another way which works.

The Club probably has one of the most sophisticated repertoires of songs one could find. Gordon could always remember 'Anything Goes', and I am looking now at a sheet for which I think he was responsible which starts with 'I Get a Kick Out of You', followed by 'You're the Tops', and then 'Dirty Dick's Lament '(September in the Rain). He also recounted the history of the unfortunate Miss Otis with real passion, and Cecil leading the movement to complain of the moving of his immediate paternal ancestor's last resting place (at full voice and with jutting beard) was indeed enough to change any political persuasion leftwards.

Looking back, the Club has to my mind a fascinating combination of relaxed and flexible attitudes, coupled with unexpressed but nevertheless quite strict ground rules. It works and adapts, thanks to the efforts of so many people at all levels, but it does not make a lot of noise about it.

Just one final point: on occasions members of the Club have a problem . . . 'Whose lift is it then?' This question I remember being firmly articulated by our north-country member who gave his name to a distinguished actor.


LJB